Someone Is Charging $30,000 to Name Your Baby — and That’s the Least Interesting Part

At first glance, the headline sounds ridiculous: a baby-naming consultant in San Francisco charging as much as $30,000 to help parents choose a name.

Cue the jokes. Cue the eye-rolling. Cue the “late-stage capitalism” comments.

But if you pause for a moment — especially if you look at this through a money or business lens — the story isn’t about baby names at all.

It’s about value, confidence, and where money behaves very differently.

The Service Didn’t Change. The Market Did.

According to public reporting, the consultant didn’t start with a five-figure price tag. Her early offerings were far more modest — closer to what most people would consider reasonable for a creative service.

Then something shifted.

She found herself spending time around affluent professionals, founders, and investors — people for whom time, certainty, and status often matter more than money. A friend suggested she raise her prices. Dramatically.

She did.

And instead of pushback, she got demand.

That’s not a baby-naming story. That’s a pricing story.

When Money Stops Being the Constraint

For most households, $30,000 represents months — or years — of financial breathing room. Rent. Childcare. Debt reduction. Emergency savings.

For others, it represents emotional convenience.

In high-income environments, spending decisions aren’t always about necessity. They’re about reducing friction, avoiding second-guessing, and signaling that something has been “handled correctly.”

A baby’s name feels permanent. High-stakes. Loaded with meaning. For some parents, outsourcing that decision isn’t indulgent — it’s insurance against regret.

You’re not paying for a list of names.

You’re paying to stop worrying.

What This Says About Markets (Not Morals)

It’s easy to frame stories like this as moral failures or cultural absurdities. But markets don’t run on fairness — they run on willingness to pay.

No one was forced into this transaction. The service exists because someone wanted it badly enough to fund it.

That’s uncomfortable, sure. But it’s also instructive.

The same economy where some families struggle to afford diapers is also an economy where others will spend five figures to avoid a dinner-table argument.

Both realities exist at the same time.

The Real Business Lesson

The most important takeaway isn’t “people are crazy.”

It’s this:

  • The price of something has very little to do with the effort behind it
  • The same service can be “overpriced” in one room and “obvious” in another
  • Confidence, positioning, and audience matter more than logic

This consultant didn’t invent a new need. She recognized who valued her work most — and priced accordingly.

A Financial Reality Check

From a financial planning standpoint, this story lands differently depending on where you sit.

If you’re still building emergency savings, the idea is absurd — and it should be. Priorities matter.

If you’re financially secure, debt-free, and time-constrained, the purchase might feel less irrational than it sounds.

Money doesn’t just buy things.

It buys relief, clarity, and sometimes silence.

Final Thought

This isn’t a story about naming babies.

It’s a story about how differently money behaves at the margins — and how value becomes subjective once basic needs are met.

If nothing else, it’s a reminder that in personal finance and in business, the question is rarely “Is this reasonable?”

The real question is:

“Reasonable for whom?”

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